Ok, you've been warned. Now comes the most horrific experience of my pregnancy to date. I can't even believe I am going to tell you about this, it is embarrasing, but I promised that I would share the details, so here goes....
Last week on Thursday I came home pretty late and went to the bathroom as one normally does before going to bed. I realized I had a VERY large poop that would not budge. I didn't want to stay up forever trying to force this thing out, so I went to bed.
The next day, I drank a ton of water, thinking that might help to slide it out...but it didn't work.
Everyday that passed I was getting more backed up... to the point that I was in pain when I sat down, so I did a ton of research and here are the steps that I took to "relieve" myself of this HUGE poop!
Step 1: Eat a Fiber Bar- these are always really helpful for me and tasty! Nothing.
Step 2: Looked up some home remedies online, found one I thought I could do. Mix 1/2 cup of oj, with 1/2 cup of olive oil. Disgusting... but if it worked I would be so happy!!! Nothing.
Step 3: Send Mike to get us Taco Bell for dinner. I had pintos and cheese and a soft taco, this was sure to do the trick! NOTHING!!! I couldn't believe it.
Step 4: Since the usual measures were not even beginning to help, I knew I needed a "real" solution. Looked up that I could take a "stool softener", such as Colace. Took it. It promised a BM in 12-72 hours... I didn't have 72 hours to wait, but I figured I'd give it a shot! 12-hours: nothing. 24 hours: nothing. 36 hours... OMG I can't wait anymore.
Step 5: Upgrade! I found out from my dr I could take Peri Colace, stool softner plus laxative, this will definately do the trick. I was so excited after I bought it, I didn't even wait to get home to take it, I took the daily dosage in the car, because at this point, every minute is critical!!! This promised I would have a "BM" overnight or in 6-12 hours! I could alsmost feel the freedom... I felt so close... 12 hours later... NOTHING!!! OMG I am DYING!!! I have a the worlds biggest and getting bigger poop in me. It is never going to come out. I am going to kill my baby from a toxic environment of poop!!! I am at the end of the line. I can't poop, and now I can't even sit comfortably because I am SO jammed packed with poop! This is so gross! I cry alot about this and continue to look online for another solution.
Step 6: I can't even believe I had to use this as a solution. I called around and got some input from one of my friends who is a nurse. I explained the situation and asked if she thought a solution I found would work? She assured me, that she had never not seen it work. I asked her if she was sure, because at this point I was thinking I needed surgery to remove this ROCK!!! She told me that there is no surgery to get poop out... :) So my last attempt was to try the dreaded fleet enema... oh my goodness... I have never had to use any sort of measures to help me in this deparment, now I've bought out the pregnant safe portion of the laxative section in the pharmacy... Who knew they were so cheap. Like $1.69! I think I spent about $50 on the other stuff... ok I prepped myself for the big moment. Read online about proper usage, positions and what can happen.
Needless to say, this didn't result in the explosion I thought it would... just a few big plops and still stuck. I cry and scream and tell Mike to never get me pregnant again, because I can't even poop, how am I expected to get a baby out?!?! So I kept working on it and somewho kept positive thoughts... I got enough out that I could at least sit without being in pain, that was a great advancement, but I was still very sad and disappointed.
Final step: Drink 1 million gallons of water. It has to come out... So I drank until I couldn't drink anymore, then I went on a nice long walk... and to my surprise without any more assitance 24 hrs post enema, I two not only 1, but 2 of the biggest poops I have ever seen in my life!
I'm pretty sure I"m all cleaned out. I couldn't be happpier or more proud that I actually got this taken care of!!!
Lesson learned: Keep the water and the fiber coming!!!